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The Nutty Professor (1996) quotes

Buddy Love: (making fun of Reggie's hair) I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Reggie Warrington: Women be shoppin'! You cannot stop a woman from shoppin'!

Papa Klump: You talkin' 'bout puttin' the tubes up somebody's as*, And i can't break wind?
Mama Klump: I said nothing about puttin' holes up nobody's as*! Cletus i said...
Papa Klump: Well how do you think they clean it? You think they run their as****** by the car wash?

Reggie Warrington: Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighbourhood shout Kool Aid!

Papa Klump: As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point: (farts)
Grandma Klump: Who that called my name?
Papa Klump: Yeah, I called you if your name is... (farts)

Grandma Klump: I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.

Mama Klump: I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine! (Farts)
Papa Klump: There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!

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