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(Waiter at Blue Note hands him a drink) I've got one already.
It's from the lady (Frank looks up. Jane waves at him from across the room)
(Sitting down again after making his way across the room) I just want someone to hold, someone to love.
(Interrupting him from a nearby table) Frank, I'm over here. (Frank looks up and discovers that the table occupied by a man. The man looks at him tersely)
We're looking for Hector Savage. Where is he?
Why should I tell you, copper?
Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town. (a male shop assistant walks in from a back storeroom)
Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we finally got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
(to the Female Assistant; embarassed) It's a gift.
(greeting the wheelchair bound Dr. Manheimer) Don't get up.
Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.
All right. Where is Hapsburg?
(groans in pain)
Where were you hit?
It's not that. You're on my groin!
(gets off) Oh. Sorry. All right, now! Where is he?
You're too late. Hapsburg has plan "B" in... In... In... (dies before he continues)
Where? Where? (drops the first thug)
All right. Who else is almost dead?
(raises his hand)
Okay, now. (grabs the 2nd thug)
You're too late, Drebin.
He already said that.
Where did he leave off?
Uh, "Hapsburg has plan "B" in...".
Oh, yeah. Hapsburg has plan "B" in... In...
Where? Where? Talk, you low-life scum!
Gee. If that's your attitude, forget it! (he chokes and dies)
Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.
(the entire audience is asleep) Now, to elaborate on point 102...
(hands him a book called "Strokin' The Love Muffin") Here! Read this, it's an emergency.
(starts reading) "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding." (audience slowly wakes up)
All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute. (audience panics and runs everywhere)
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