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The Naked Gun 2 and a half The Smell of Fear quotes

Lt. Frank Drebin: (Waiter at Blue Note hands him a drink) I've got one already.
Waiter: It's from the lady (Frank looks up. Jane waves at him from across the room)
Lt. Frank Drebin: (Sitting down again after making his way across the room) I just want someone to hold, someone to love.
Jane Spencer: (Interrupting him from a nearby table) Frank, I'm over here. (Frank looks up and discovers that the table occupied by a man. The man looks at him tersely)

Lt. Frank Drebin: We're looking for Hector Savage. Where is he?
Busty Female Shop Assistant: Why should I tell you, copper?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town. (a male shop assistant walks in from a back storeroom)
Sex Shop Assistant: Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we finally got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
Lt. Frank Drebin: (to the Female Assistant; embarassed) It's a gift.

Lt. Frank Drebin: (greeting the wheelchair bound Dr. Manheimer) Don't get up.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.

Lt. Frank Drebin: All right. Where is Hapsburg?
Explosion Thug #1: (groans in pain)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Where were you hit?
Explosion Thug #1: It's not that. You're on my groin!
Lt. Frank Drebin: (gets off) Oh. Sorry. All right, now! Where is he?
Explosion Thug #1: You're too late. Hapsburg has plan "B" in... In... In... (dies before he continues)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Where? Where? (drops the first thug)
Lt. Frank Drebin: All right. Who else is almost dead?
Explosion Thug #2: (raises his hand)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Okay, now. (grabs the 2nd thug)
Lt. Frank Drebin: Talk!
Explosion Thug #2: You're too late, Drebin.
Lt. Frank Drebin: He already said that.
Explosion Thug #2: Where did he leave off?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, "Hapsburg has plan "B" in...".
Explosion Thug #2: Oh, yeah. Hapsburg has plan "B" in... In...
Lt. Frank Drebin: Where? Where? Talk, you low-life scum!
Explosion Thug #2: Gee. If that's your attitude, forget it! (he chokes and dies)

Jane Spencer: Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

Dr. Mainheimer: (the entire audience is asleep) Now, to elaborate on point 102...
Ed Hocken: (hands him a book called "Strokin' The Love Muffin") Here! Read this, it's an emergency.
Dr. Mainheimer: (starts reading) "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding." (audience slowly wakes up)
Nordberg: All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute. (audience panics and runs everywhere)

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