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The Muppets quotes

Mary: It's never me and him. It's always me and him, and him.

Jack Black: Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!

Jack Black: (after Rowlf, Sam, Link & Beaker remove towels from his head that is the size of a tennis ball) It was getting hot in there. What's going on? Why is my body so big? and what happened to my voice? It sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?

Kermit the Frog: (singing) Was there more I could have said?/Now they're only pictures in my head/That's why my green is feeling gray/Even frogs have rainy days

TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: Lo siento, pero no.
Kermit the Frog: (excited) Oh, you hear that, guys? (the Muppets cheer)
TV Executive: That means no.
Kermit the Frog: Oh.

Jack Black: (after punching Gary) That's my trigger word, too.
Moderator: Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack Black: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS! (punches a classmate)
Moderator: I DON'T THINK SO! (punches Jack Black)
Moderator: Sorry.

Sweetums: (picks up his phone) Hello?... You want to gives us money? (turns to Sam)
Sam Eagle: Say "yes"!
Sweetums: (returns to the phone) Yes, We wiil take that money.

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