Lines and quotes from the movie The Muppets. Check out our collection of dialogues and quotes from the film The Muppets and search our website for thousands of other quotes on various topics from a great variety of authors, movies and tv shows.

Quotes by Author: A · B · C · D · E · F · G · H · I · J · K · L · M · N · O · P · Q · R · S · T · U · V · W · X · Y · Z

Movies by Year: 2015 · 2014 · 2013 · 2012 · 2011 · 2010 · 2009 · 2008 · 2007 · 2006 · 2005 · 2004 · 2003 · 2002 · MORE..

The Muppets quotes

Mary: It's never me and him. It's always me and him, and him.

Jack Black: Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!

Jack Black: (after Rowlf, Sam, Link & Beaker remove towels from his head that is the size of a tennis ball) It was getting hot in there. What's going on? Why is my body so big? and what happened to my voice? It sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?

Kermit the Frog: (singing) Was there more I could have said?/Now they're only pictures in my head/That's why my green is feeling gray/Even frogs have rainy days

TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: No.
TV Executive: Lo siento, pero no.
Kermit the Frog: (excited) Oh, you hear that, guys? (the Muppets cheer)
TV Executive: That means no.
Kermit the Frog: Oh.

Jack Black: (after punching Gary) That's my trigger word, too.
Moderator: Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack Black: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS! (punches a classmate)
Moderator: I DON'T THINK SO! (punches Jack Black)
Moderator: Sorry.

Sweetums: (picks up his phone) Hello?... You want to gives us money? (turns to Sam)
Sam Eagle: Say "yes"!
Sweetums: (returns to the phone) Yes, We wiil take that money.

Previous   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10   Next