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The Muppets Take Manhattan quotes

Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!
The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!

Kermit the Frog: Piggy? I thought Gonzo was going to play the minister. (Miss Piggy answers with a nervous, guilty laugh)

Jenny: I'm Jenny.
Kermit the Frog: I'm Kermit. (Long pause)
Kermit the Frog: I'm a frog.

Martin Price: Get back or the chicken gets it!
Miss Piggy: Gonzo, is Camilla all right?
Gonzo: Yeah, but I think we're engaged!

The Swedish Chef: Yaa da poppin' corn is... (throws popcorn in the air)
The Swedish Chef: 3D! Da corn is popping in your face inna... (throws popcorn in his own face)
The Swedish Chef: 3-D!

Fozzie Bear: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.

Kermit the Frog: (whispering) Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.
Miss Piggy: (laughs)
The Minister: (singing) Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?
Miss Piggy: (singing) I do.
The Minister: (singing) Do you, Froggie, take this pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?
Kermit the Frog: (hesitantly singing) Well... I...
The Minister: (singing) Do you?
Kermit the Frog: (as everyone else listens intently for his decision, still singing) Well... I do.
The Minister: (singing) Then because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you Frog and Pig.

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