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Why do you doubt your senses?
Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you.
More gravy than of grave?
What a terrible pun. Where'd you get those jokes?
Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
I do not make merry at Christmas...
That is certainly true.
And I cannot afford to make other people merry.
That is certainly *not* true!
It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I am sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
But... you're just a child!
I can remember nearly 1900 years. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit. People preparing feasts, giving parties, spending the mortgage money on frivolities. One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money-lenders.
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!
You have all the fun!
Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp, not the rat! Put me out, put me out, put me out!
Oh! My apologies! Um... (Suddenly spotting a barrel of water below the lamp post)
What? ("Mr Dickens" pushes Rizzo so he falls into the water barrel)
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