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What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
I don't know what you're talking about, Freak show!
Whatever, back freckles!
Stop booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard.
What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a da** cheerleader.
Sportsmanship. Try it.
It ain't easy being cheesy!
(after the game, to Chris Berman) Remember Chris, criminals are people too... (suddenly appears aggressive)
Now give me your wallet!
(Backs down a little and looks frightened)
(laughs) Just kidding.
(after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget) That's how a white man runs the football!
Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-as* head of yours!
Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bi***?
Switowski! Come here! (he comes running over)
You know what he said in the library? (whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head)
Yes. Him. Out!
(Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs) I think I made-ed him sh** himself.
I think he just sh** himself.
Good lord, this guy sh** himself big time!
(jumps up and down celebrating) See! I told you i made-ed him sh** himself!
(as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher) I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
And some diapers!
(talking to crowd about the try outs) This is our chance to get a free shot at the guards!
And how are we going to do that?
Just show up at the tree-outs you big dumb bi***! (Everyone laughs)
If you have to cry, it's okay. I'll cry with you.
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