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Hey, you got a car here? Hey! You got a car?
Give me the keys.
(Holds his gun to Darian's head) Give me the keys or I shoot the kid.
(Jimmy has just survived being thrown off an overpass and is now trying to calm startled motorists) It's okay. It's okay, folks. It's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you. Danger is my middle name. Don't try this at home, folks. I'm a trained professional. There's me, and there's Super Dave. (Passes out)
The hell's that number on the back of your head? Is that like a license plate in case somebody tries to steal it?
No. It's a football thing. It's my high school number.
So when do you graduate?
...You wanna be left alone, don't you? I'll be in the kitchen, over here.
Billy Cole. Billy Cole.
The first half stunk! Open the holes up! Get in there like hogs! Like pigs!
Billy Cole. You got a call on line three.
Let's go out there in this half and kick some bu**! Let's get out of this town as a winner! I hate Cleveland!
I've got bad news and bad news.
Give me the bad news first.
All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Hey, would you stop with the wife sh**?
Ask me how fat she is.
fu** you, man! How fat is she?
She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. mo**********, if you wanna fu** her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
This is the '90s. You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first.
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