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(after Chow crushes his bag) Hey, there's skittles in there!
(after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds) Phil, we're not even going to be in the room. It's one night, we can share beds. It's no big deal.
Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that?
No, I'm not cool with that.
I lost a tooth! I married a wh***!
(after seeing the ring that Stu plans on giving Melissa) What the hell is that?
What's it look like?
If it's what I think it is, it's a big fu***** mistake!
She's not that bad.
Doug, she beats him!
That was once, and I was out of line.
You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
I think he's mean.
(about the cops after releasing them early) fu** those guys! You hear me? That was bullshit! I'm tellin' everybody we stole a cop car! You can't just do that! You can't just tease people because you think it's funny! That's police brutality! (calmly)
I'm getting a soda. You guys want anything?
(on recording) Hey, you've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you.
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