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The Hangover quotes

Alan Garner: (after Chow crushes his bag) Hey, there's skittles in there!

Stu Price: (after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds) Phil, we're not even going to be in the room. It's one night, we can share beds. It's no big deal.
Alan Garner: Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that?
Phil Wenneck: No, I'm not cool with that.

Stu Price: I lost a tooth! I married a wh***!

Phil Wenneck: (after seeing the ring that Stu plans on giving Melissa) What the hell is that?
Stu Price: What's it look like?
Phil Wenneck: If it's what I think it is, it's a big fu***** mistake!
Doug Billings: She's not that bad.
Phil Wenneck: Doug, she beats him!
Stu Price: That was once, and I was out of line.

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
Alan Garner: I think he's mean.

Stu Price: (about the cops after releasing them early) fu** those guys! You hear me? That was bullshit! I'm tellin' everybody we stole a cop car! You can't just do that! You can't just tease people because you think it's funny! That's police brutality! (calmly)
Stu Price: I'm getting a soda. You guys want anything?
Phil Wenneck: No.

Doug Billings: (on recording) Hey, you've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you.

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