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(on phone) What do you mean you're leaving? You're a baby sitter. Baby sitters don't leave, they sit. Baby leavers leave.
(showing his car) Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Oh, you mean...
No! Quick! To the S.L.O.W.!
A dog goes, "Woof woof," and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log. But a fish speaks in plain English...
Where did you come from?
Hmm, How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you *come* from?
My place, what do you think?
You need to clean this mess up, pronto. We have a contract.
Alright, I'll try.
(grabs the Cat in the Hat by his bowtie) You don't try, you do!
(as the cook) Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
(as a cooking show host) Did you just say "minutes away"? That's impossible!
(as the cook) You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
(as a cooking show host) Now, wait just a minute...
(as the cook) And you're ugly, just like your mum.
So, what do we do?
Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps, and the other involves a musical number! Me me me me-ow!
How many shots?
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