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Why do people do that?
Why do people do what?
Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their sh** and move on?
All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.
Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?
You're a good listener. (Milo laughs and dances for joy)
Can't we talk about this?
Fine. What do you want to say?
(after a pause) I am not letting you take me to jail.
Duly noted. Let's go. (scoops her over his shoulder)
You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
(laughing) You are a bounty hunter?
Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.
Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.
All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.
Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.
(crying) Please stop...
Hey, remember how we used to be in love?
(still crying) Yeah.
Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye! (laughs and hangs up)
Oh! God, Milo! (she pounds on the trunk with her fists)
(laughing) Oh, God... so good.
No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!
(shuts the trunk) I'm dead "seri"!
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