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The Bounty Hunter quotes

Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?
Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?
Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their sh** and move on?

Sid: All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.
Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?
Sid: You're a good listener. (Milo laughs and dances for joy)

Nicole Hurley: Can't we talk about this?
Milo Boyd: Fine. What do you want to say?
Nicole Hurley: (after a pause) I am not letting you take me to jail.
Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go. (scoops her over his shoulder)

Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
Nicole Hurley: (laughing) You are a bounty hunter?
Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.

Nicole Hurley: Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.
Milo Boyd: Hmm... nope!
Nicole Hurley: All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.
Milo Boyd: Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.

Milo Boyd: Nic... Nicole?
Nicole Hurley: (crying) Please stop...
Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?
Nicole Hurley: (still crying) Yeah.
Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye! (laughs and hangs up)
Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo! (she pounds on the trunk with her fists)
Milo Boyd: (laughing) Oh, God... so good.

Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!
Milo Boyd: (shuts the trunk) I'm dead "seri"!

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