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Jake: Here's the plan: we put the band back together, do some gigs, earn some bread, bang! We'll have 5,000 bucks in no time.
Elwood: Well, getting the band back together might not that be all that easy, Jake.
Jake: What are you talking about?
Elwood: They split. They all took straight jobs.
Jake: Yeah, so you know where they are.
Elwood: I do?
Jake: Yeah. You told me that you were keeping in touch with them.
Elwood: Well... I got a couple of leads and a few phone numbers but... how many of them visited or even wrote to you?
Jake: Elwood, they aren't the type of guys who write letters or come to visit. You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Sister Mary Stigmata: (after chasing Jake and Elwood out of her office with a ruler for using foul language) You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. (pauses and points at them)
Sister Mary Stigmata: Get out, and don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves.

Willie 'Too Big' Hall: So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, mo**********?

Gruppenfuehrer: (to Head na**, as they plummet off the bridge) I've always loved you.

Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.

Curtis: Well, the Sister was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he's got to say.
Jake: Curtis, I don't want to listen to no jive-as* preacher talking to me about Heaven and Hell.
Curtis: Jake, you get wise. You get to church.

Tucker McElroy: (to Bob after they accidently drive into a lake) Don't you say a fu***** word!

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