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The Blair Witch Project quotes

Josh Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
Heather Donahue: You do?
Josh Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.

Heather Donahue: (Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor, slowly zooming in on it as she speaks) What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
Michael Williams: (off screen) How about God?

Michael Williams: (screaming sadly to himself) ... but I'm not gonna see it 'cause I'm in the woods!

Michael Williams: What's with that slime on your backpack?
Joshua Leonard: That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the fu**?

Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fu***** beyond.
Michael Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.

Michael Williams: You know what? I kicked the fu... I'm sorry it's fu**** up. It's fu**** up but I kicked that fu***** map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that fu**** into the creek! (laughs hysterically)
Heather Donahue: I fu***** hope he's kidding.
Michael Williams: WAHOO! WOW!
Joshua Leonard: Mike...
Michael Williams: (laughing) Holy sh**.
Heather Donahue: I really fu***** hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard: Mike are you kidding?
Heather Donahue: I really fu***** hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard: Mike, are you fu***** kidding?
Michael Williams: (laughing) I'm sorry, man.
Heather Donahue: You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta fu***** be kidding me!
Joshua Leonard: Is this some fu***** game? (shoves Mike)
Michael Williams: Get the fu** off me man! (the two scuffle)
Heather Donahue: WHAT THE fu** ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR fu***** MIND?
Michael Williams: No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing sh** all day!
Michael Williams: I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue: YOU ARE A fu***** as*****!
Michael Williams: I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue: You are a fu***** as*****! And if we...
Michael Williams: The map wasn't doing sh** all day!
Heather Donahue: If we get hurt or if we die up here it is your fu***** fault! It is YOUR... fu*****... FAULT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I can't believe you could be such an as*****! WHAT THE fu** WERE YOU THINKING?

Josh Leonard: OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving sh** outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!

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