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The Birdcage quotes

Katherine: You were so terrified, it was so sweet.
Armand: I thought I was gonna have a heart attack. I mean, I walk in the door and there's a woman in my bed!
Katherine: I paid the doorman twenty dollars - twenty dollars, in those days!
Armand: Oh, God. And I thought, "what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and see what those straight guys are raving about."

Armand: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fa*!
Armand: Maybe, but you'll look like a fa* in a uniform.

Albert: Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his mother on the first visit. Could you tell him I was a relative who dropped in? Val's uncle, Uncle Al!
Armand: Oh, what's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.

Senator Kevin Keeley: (in drag) Don't leave me. Don't leave me here. I don't want to be the only girl not dancing!

Armand: You look like Lucy's stunt double.
Agador: (dancing around in red wig cleaning) No actually I'm a combination of Lucy and Ricky
Armand: That's horrifying.

Agador: (in a scene after one in which he was dressed like Lucy) Armand, why don't you let me be in the show?

Louise Keeley: It's so dangerous! You could've fallen!
Senator Kevin Keeley: I did!

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