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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

April: Are we nearly there?
Michaelangelo: 11th and bleeker? Nope, this is only 9th st.
Michaelangelo: (April stares at Mikey blankly) uh, it was joke. ha ha.

Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me.
Raphael: Couldn't this wait 'til morning?
Splinter: You will listen now. my Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking." Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.

Michaelangelo: (watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV) You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the da** rabbit. Do something.

April: (trying to change the subject from Charles giving her security) Hey, Danny, how's school going?
Danny: Fine.
Charles: Oh, wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes.

Michaelangelo: Aw, a fellow chucker, eh?

Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.
Michaelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pizza?
Michaelangelo: Doesn't everybody?

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