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(opens the lid) What is this?
What is this?
Smells like pi**.
(sniffs) Smells like, eww!
Looks like pi**.
(unison) I wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear.
This is pi**. / pi** with ink.
(singing) For what's the sound of the world out there?
What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! It's all around!
It's man devouring man, my dear!
And/Then who are we to deny it in here?
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, / And the vermin of the world inhabit it, / And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, / And it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few / Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed.
Ladies and gentlemen, / May I have your attention, puh-lease? / Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well / At that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? / Yes they are, I can tell. / Well, ladies and gentlemen, / That aroma enriching the breeze / Is like nothing compared to its succulen source, / As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course. / Ladies and gentlemen, / You can't imagine the rapture in store... / Just inside of this door! (Goes into the pie shop)
There you'll sample / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies, / Savory and sweet pies, / As you'll see. / You who eat pies, / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies / Conjure up the treat pies / Used to be!
Quick, now! / Nice to see you, dearie, / How have you been keeping? / Cor, me bones is weary! / Toby! One for the gentleman... / Hear the birdies cheeping - / Helps to keep it cheery... / Toby! / Throw the old woman out! /... What's my secret? / Frankly, dear - forgive my candor - / Family secret, / All to do with herbs. / Things like being / Careful with your coriander, / That's what makes the gravy grander!
And who may it be said is your intended, sir?
My ward... and pretty as a rosebud.
Pretty as her mother?
(confused) Wha... what was that?
Nothing, sir. Nothing. May we proceed?
You wait for him here. I'll return with a coach in less than half an hour. Don't worry no one'll recognize you. You're safe now.
Safe? So we run away and then all our dreams come true?
I hope so.
I've never had dreams. Only nightmares.
Johanna... when we're free of this place, all the ghosts will go away.
No, Anthony. They never go away.
Congratulations, Mr. Todd. May I ask you, sir, do you have your own establishment?
He certainly does. Sweeney Todd's Tonsorial Parlor, above my Meat Pie Emporium in Fleet Street.
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