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Superbad quotes

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Period Blood Girl: (on phone to police) Yeah, send someone, hurry. (Hangs Up)
Period Blood Girl: (to Mark) Mark! I called the cops you should hide your gun.

Officer Slater: (singing) PANAMA!

Becca: (when Evan doesn't want to have sex with her because she's drunk) I don't understand why you have to be such a little bi*** about it.

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man di**?
Seth: Yes. Like a man di**. (while you see Seth when he was a kid)
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a pe***.
Evan: That's fu****.
Seth: No sh**. It's really fu**** up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. (you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one)
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay? (you see the kid Seth in a classroom)
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole di** operation. Even I thought I was fu***** crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my di** drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant ba*****, all of a sudden...
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your di**?
Seth: Yeah. I know. (kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a di**, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher)
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox di** treasure chest and he fu***** flips out. (you see more of his di** drawings one by one)
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of di** devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these di** questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.

Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your pe***. That's a good thing. It's the best.

Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know... (pause)
Officer Slater: Can you?

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