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Yea, that's right! That's right! We bad!
Stop that! What did you do anyway?
I killed my daddy.
What did you do that for?
He laughed at my suede jacket (pause) and he slapped my hand.
Oh. (Puts Rory's hand back on his arm)
What's your charge?
Ain't we all!
Oh, sh**! (pause)
*You* can kiss the baby!
You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations!
Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that!
What in the hell are you talking about...?
Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... (looks up)
What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy, I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! (looks at the warden)
Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? (looks up at the sky again, and walks off)
Yes I'm a short son of a bi***, my daddy was a short son of a bi***, my mother was shorter than him, and my brother, my brother was so short we couldn't even see him.
A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out.
He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... he'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.
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