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Is my dad upset about the stuff that happened?
Robert was very upset, yes. He knows that you interviewed as a team. And he heard about the fart.
Oh, he did?
Yeah. You just couldn't hold it, or you...?
No. I thought it was gonna be silent.
It was not silent.
It just kept going, and it made a sound. It was embarrassing.
It got louder. It got louder.
Rock the fu** out of those drums, Dale!
Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fu** one, marry one, kill one, go!
(Brennan and Dale are sleeping, Nancy walks in to wake them up) Guys. Guys. Guys!
(Both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams) I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
The clown has no pe***.
What kind of dreams are you guys having? Hey, it's 12:30. Brennan, your brother's coming today, so you might want to get up.
What's your problem?
My little brother is even a bigger as***** than you are.
Holy Santa Claus sh**!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
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