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Dale Doback: Is my dad upset about the stuff that happened?
Nancy Huff: Robert was very upset, yes. He knows that you interviewed as a team. And he heard about the fart.
Brennan Huff: Oh, he did?
Nancy Huff: Yeah. You just couldn't hold it, or you...?
Dale Doback: No. I thought it was gonna be silent.
Brennan Huff: It was not silent.
Dale Doback: It just kept going, and it made a sound. It was embarrassing.
Brennan Huff: It got louder. It got louder.

Dr. Robert Doback: Rock the fu** out of those drums, Dale!

Brennan Huff: Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale Doback: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.

Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fu** one, marry one, kill one, go!

Nancy Huff: (Brennan and Dale are sleeping, Nancy walks in to wake them up) Guys. Guys. Guys!
Brennan Huff: (Both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams) I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
Dale Doback: The clown has no pe***.
Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having? Hey, it's 12:30. Brennan, your brother's coming today, so you might want to get up.
Brennan Huff: Today?
Nancy Huff: Yep.
Brennan Huff: sh**.
Dale Doback: What's your problem?
Brennan Huff: My little brother is even a bigger as***** than you are.

Brennan Huff: Holy Santa Claus sh**!

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

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