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My real name is... Amber Valentine.
What are you, a porn star?
Well, here's to your mom.
To my mother. And to you.
And here's to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you'll always be a hoot to me! Haha.
What a stupid fu***** retarded toast. You're delightful.
As are you. (they clink their glasses)
You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fu****' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fu***** Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and sh** them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fu****' arm.
I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...
During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
In black-face? That's not appropriate.
I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
Jesus, you're intense.
(has gun pointed at Tihomir) Tell me where the bomb is. Ten seconds or you're dead.
Interesting. You see, when my men and I hid it, I made sure to erase any witnesses. And then I erased the erasers. Which means, I'm now the only one who knows just where that dangerously compact and transportable nuke is. So... I'd say I have more than ten seconds.
Well then in that case, I'd say you'd better st- (sneezes and accidentally shoots Tihomir in the head)
(on earpiece) Oh my God, why did you do that?
I didn't do it on purpose; there's like a ton of pollen in here!
You're going to ruin this mission.
No, *you're* going to ruin this mission.
No, you are.
No, you're going to!
You... times infinity!
Haha, close one! Nice drone work, Coop. I could kiss you!
Oh, haha, well I would accept that with an open mouth.
Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.
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