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Splash quotes

Claude: There's a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.
Allen: What's the name?
Claude: The guy, or the island?
Allen: I'll find him.

Allen: So uh, how long are you going to be in town?
Madison: (spoken like a gameshow host) Six fun-filled days.
Allen: Oh, six days. Is that all?
Madison: (sadly) Six days, and the moon is full.

Allen: Freddie, the woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon.
Freddie: She could probably speak English already. I think she was in shock from bein' arrested y'know?
Allen: Well now, what about that, huh? What about a woman showing up naked in a public place, Freddie?
Freddie: Well I'm for it, of course.

Mary Bauer: Freddie!
Young Freddie: I dropped something.
Mary Bauer: Ralph, talk to him. Listen to your father. Come on, from over there we can see Cape Cod.
Ralph Bauer: We were just on Cape Cod. We could have stayed there, I would have saved twelve dollars.
Mary Bauer: Allen, sweetheart, don't you want to see Cape Cod? All right, darling, you know where we are if you change your mind.

Claude: Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
Walter Kornbluth: Kornbluth!
Claude: Watcha lookin' for down there? Buried treasure?
Walter Kornbluth: Wanna know what I'm looking for? Boys? I'll tell ya. NONE OF YOUR go******* BUSINESS! THATS'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR! Get outta my way! (he dives off the ship and into the water)
Claude: Let's pee down his air hose.

Stan, the Tour Guide: Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. BOCCE ba***!

Allen: I hope we have a boy and a girl.
Madison: (worriedly) What 'kind?'

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