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Spaceballs quotes

Lone Starr: (sees Barf carrying a lot of luggage) Checking in? What the hell is all that?
Barf: (unintelligable from the bag in his mouth) Ith her oyal igness' atched uggage!
Lone Starr: What?
Barf: (pulls the bag out of his mouth) Her royal higness' matched luggage!

President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my as* was so big?

Lone Starr: Water. Water.
Barf: (Barf is panting with his tounge hanging out)
Dot Matrix: Oil. Oil.
Princess Vespa: Room service. Room service.

Lone Starr: Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

Dark Helmet: (after finding that the 'Self Destruct Cancellation' button has yet to be installed) Out of order? fu**! Even in the future nothing works!

Commanderette Zircon: President Skroob! Salute!
Princess Vespa: I really must go back. I shouldn't have run away. I realize now that love is one luxury a princess cannot afford.
Lone Starr: You're probably right.
Princess Vespa: I know now that I must learn to live without love.
Lone Starr: I guess so.
Princess Vespa: Besides, love isn't that important.
Lone Starr: Nah... It never was!
Princess Vespa: I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without... (turns and looks into Lone Starr's eyes, pauses)
Princess Vespa: love.
Lone Starr: Sure you could.
Princess Vespa: Without physical contact.
Lone Starr: Yeah.
Princess Vespa: Without being held.
Lone Starr: Yeah.
Princess Vespa: Or kissed... (they go to kiss, but right before they make contact, Dot Matrix's "Virgin Alarm" goes off)

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