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(sees Barf carrying a lot of luggage) Checking in? What the hell is all that?
(unintelligable from the bag in his mouth) Ith her oyal igness' atched uggage!
(pulls the bag out of his mouth) Her royal higness' matched luggage!
Why didn't somebody tell me my as* was so big?
(Barf is panting with his tounge hanging out)
Room service. Room service.
Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
Prepare ship for light speed.
No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Light speed, too slow?
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
(after finding that the 'Self Destruct Cancellation' button has yet to be installed) Out of order? fu**! Even in the future nothing works!
President Skroob! Salute!
I really must go back. I shouldn't have run away. I realize now that love is one luxury a princess cannot afford.
You're probably right.
I know now that I must learn to live without love.
I guess so.
Besides, love isn't that important.
Nah... It never was!
I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without... (turns and looks into Lone Starr's eyes, pauses)
Sure you could.
Without physical contact.
Without being held.
Or kissed... (they go to kiss, but right before they make contact, Dot Matrix's "Virgin Alarm" goes off)
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