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She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.
Well, what if she can't act?
That never stopped us before! (Barnes snaps his fingers)
(snap, snap, snap, snap, snap) We make her mute!
If she doesn't speak, we don't have to pay her as much. A homeless deaf-mute: what could be more pathetic? God, I'm good.
Why, Bolt! I didn't realize you were here.
Well... I am.
(about Lori Craven) She has more lines than I do and she's a GOD da** MUTE!
Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.
Of course I can kiss her!
This is ridiculous! I can kiss who I want!
No! You can't! You can't kiss her!
Why because she's *your* neice?
(shouts) No, you nitwit! Because she's my daughter! And your daughter.
What are you talking about?
We're her parents! *You* and I! (sobbing)
We're her Mommy and her Daddy.
The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?
Of course I'm an egomaniac! I have America's Sweetheart climbing up my drainpipe!
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