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Smokey and the Bandit II quotes

Doc: Open wide. Say "ah". (Charlotte swallows his flashlight)
Doc: Oh boy. What? My ring! I need a tongue depressor about this big! (Holds his index fingers a foot apart)

Carrie: Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself.

'Bandit': Cledus, you've gotten taller.
Cledus Snow: Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse! (Bandit points to the bathroom)
'Bandit': You want a shithouse? It's in there.

Buford T. Justice: (Sheriff Justice's car got hit by Cledus' truck) Are you alright, Junior?
Junior: Yeah.
Buford T. Justice: You would be, you sh**!

Cledus Snow: (to a female fan) You don't need a picture of me. I'll come home and sit on your dresser.

Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!

Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

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