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Sixteen Candles quotes

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred: (chuckles) I better go get my magnifying glass.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so Perky.
Grandma Helen: (reaches to cup them)
Samantha: (cut to Sam's bedroom) I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.

Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.

Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.
Jock: Maybe she's retarded.
Jake: I'm being serious, okay? She looks at me like she's in love with me.

The Geek: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.
Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?
The Geek: Yeah, but, the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.
Samantha: Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person.

Grandma Helen: (attempting to help with breakfast by opening a box of doughnuts) Whoops! Don't wanna use the nails.
Grandma Helen: (finally opening the box of doughnuts with a knife) Voila! Breakfast is ready!

Jim Baker: (to Samantha) I don't think I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel this little talk has helped ya. So would ya be a sport and lie to me?

Jake: Yes, hello sir, um...
Howard: Are you the little bu**** that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up?
Jake: Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there and if so, sir, may I converse with her briefly?
Howard: Yes it is, and NO you may not.
Jake: Might I leave a message, sir?
Howard: (to Grandma Baker) He wants to leave a message for Sam.

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