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Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
Fare thee well, ogre. (leaves with Farquaad)
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
God bless us, everyone!
Say, Shrek, what're we gonna do with our swamp?
You know, when we're though rescuing the princess and all that...
Donkey, there's no "we", no "our". There's just ME and MY swamp! And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.
You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me very deep just now... You know what, Shrek? I think this whole wall thing is to keep somebody out!
(sarcastic) No! You think?
Are you hiding something?
Let it go, Donkey.
Oh, this is one of those onion things, isn't it?
No, it's one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things.
Why won't you talk about it?
Why do you WANT to talk about it?
Then why are you blocking?
I'm not blocking!
Oh, yes you are!
Donkey, I'm warning you...
Just who are you trying to keep away? Just tell me that, Shrek?
EVERYONE! All right? (pause)
Oh, now we're getting somewhere!
Oh, for the love of Pete...
All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Sorry 'bout that.
Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.
The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
How do you know that?
I read it in a book once.
Cool! You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs!
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