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Shrek the Third quotes

Donkey: (Having just fallen from the sky) I haven't had a trip that bad since college!

Prince Charming: Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue by the handsome Prince Charming!

Ship Captain: (in a menacing growl) You're finished. (Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare)
Ship Captain: (apologetically) Heh... with your journey. (points to land)

Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.

Lancelot: King? More like mayor of Loserville.

Queen Lillian: (smashes wall with her head)
Princess Fiona: Mom?
Queen Lillian: What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?

Artie: Please don't eat me.
Shrek: I'm not going to eat him.
Gingy: (to Prince Charming) The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!

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