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Shrek 2 quotes

Blind Mouse: (muffled) Pardon me. Would you mind letting me go?
Shrek: Puss!
Puss-in-Boots: (spits Blind Mouse out) Sorry, boss.

Donkey: I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?
The Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
Puss-in-Boots: Hmmm... he sounds dreamy.

Pinocchio: I'm a real boy!

Shrek: Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?

Fairy Godmother: We have to go. I have to do Charming's hair. You know, he's all high in the front and he can't reach the back. He always needs someone to take care of the back.
Prince Charming: Oh, thank you, mother.
Donkey: (outside window) Mother?
Shrek: Uh... Mary! A talking horse!
Fairy Godmother: The ogre!

Donkey: It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.

Fairy Godmother: He endured blistering winds and scorching deserts - he climbed the highest bl**** room of the tallest bl**** tower - and what does he find? Some gender-confused WOLF telling him that HIS princess is already married!
King: Well, it wasn't my fault - he didn't get there in time!

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