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Short Circuit 2 quotes

Johnny Five: (to Jones, who is trying to confuse him with pig Latin) Ew-scray ou-yay, ozo-bay!

Johnny Five: (to police officers) I was just on my way to pick up the kids and my wife. My wife, Morgan Fairchild.
Johnny Five: (Being handcuffed) You will book me, Danno? I will make your day? Do not pass go? I'm underage, you know!

Johnny Five: (to book store clerk) Two excellent books. May I have these craphead?

Ben Jahrvi: My name is B.E.N; I spell it Ben!

Ben Jarhvi: Oh, now, now we are un-employers.
Fred: Oh, look, we still got all of the robot parts in the van; I can get a new staff together...
Ben Jarhvi: But we are having no more money and now we are having no equipment. To assemble the robots with our naked hands, it would be slower than - than moles' as*** in January.

Oscar: What are you, punishment from God?

Ben Jarhvi: You have made many modifications upon your person, huh? You have come a long way from the Defense Department prototype.
Johnny Five: You betcha! (parodying an electronics store's late-night TV ad)
Johnny Five: It's the all-new Johnny Five! Just look at these items! Increased memory: five hundred megabytes on-line! I come with a utility pack and dozens of gadgets for outdoor living, lots of Greenpeace stickers, and even my own Nike swoosh! And, if you act now, I'll throw in, absolutely free, my all-new, multi-frequency remote control! (his antenna extends and a radio in the room activates)

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