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Shanghai Knights quotes

Charlie Chaplin: (reading an invitation) "Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company at a gala affair celebrating her Majesty's 50th year on the throne."
Chon wa**: Sounds good.
Roy: Yeah, it doesn't address the issue of security. They're not just gonna let me and Chon waltz into the castle.
Charlie Chaplin: All you need is a proper disguise.
Roy: I do like a good disguise...

Roy: I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?

Roy: Well, what's in it for you?
Lord Rathbone: Your looking at the future king of England.
Roy: You're, like, 20th line to the throne.
Lord Rathbone: 10th. But my friend here is about to change all that.

Roy: (Seeing the Imperial Seal) That diamond is as big as a da** monkey's paw.
Chon wa**: Roy, don't even think about it.
Roy: Just admiring the craftsmanship, Chon.

Roy: And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.

Roy: (in London) Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!

Roy: I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

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