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We're going to have a serious conversation tonight.
I'm looking forward to it.
Anything special you'd like for dinner?
Know you remember where this gun is.
Right side middle of the ribs
What will it be boys
Fill it up
Fill it up
Regular or Premium?
Premium will be fine
Do you want me to check the hood
No its already been checked. Thanks.
No kiss, Nick. I'm a married woman with a Governor inside.
Can I ask you something, Mr. Gardenia?
If I can be of any help in this matter, Judge, it's my pleasure.
Were you apprehended or did you surrender?
He was apprehended.
He was apprehended after he surrendered.
He didn't surrender to me, therefore he was apprehended.
He was going to surrender after dinner. I told him to wait in the kitchen.
(Drops pencil in disgust) And did you stay in the kitchen?
No, I had to serve dinner.
You were serving dinner to the district attorney and his wife?
Uh-huh... and the Governor.
The Governor? OUR Governor?
I didn't ask him. He *looked* like our governor.
Your Honor, if we're going to get into such trivialities like our guest list, we might as well discuss what was served.
Chicken pepperoni, your Honor. The Governor seemed to like it if it has any bearing on the case.
Hold it hold it... would you just hold it? Are you trying to tell me that while every policeman in the state was looking for you, YOU were serving dinner to the district attorney, his wife and our governor? (Chuckles in disbelief)
How is that possible?
Well... you have to prepare everything in advance.
Disbarment. Disbarment and disgrace are all that lies ahead.
(looking ahead) That and a big truck.
Are you saying you may not become Attorney General if I make Veal Parmesan?
No, I'm just saying with your ex-husband on the loose we're alot safer, with Chicken Pepperoni!
Alright! I'll make it. Only don't make me crazy, I can't cook when I'm crazy.
I'm not making you crazy...
Yes, you are! Anyone who forces me to make Chicken Pepperoni is making me crazy, and you, are making me crazy! (She exits)
I'm not making her crazy.
What should I do Ira?
What should he do about what.
The chicken, Fred is a vegetarian and doesn't know if he should eat it.
Eat the chicken Fred.
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