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Scary Movie quotes

Dawson Leery: (starts to climb through a window) Whoops! Wrong set!

The Killer: Do you know where I am? (Feet are sticking out from behind couch, and are kicking up and down)
Cindy Campbell: Um, you're behind the couch, I can see your feet.
The Killer: (Killer sticks head up and sees his feet. He grabs his head) D'oh!
The Killer: Okay,okay close your eyes! (Cindy closes her eyes, and the killer tries to hide under the carpet, but then goes behind the curtains)
The Killer: Now do you know where I am? (Cindy opens her eyes)

Homeless Man: You got a dollar?
Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bu*.
Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bi***.

Deputy Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!

Gail Hailstorm: You don't get it? Well here's what you will get. (Hold up 1 finger)This little piggy went to the market (Hold up middle finger) This little piggy stayed home (points at cameraman) And if this fat little piggy doesn't role the go***** camera (camera clicks on) - Gail Hailstorm!

Gail Hailstorm: Chubzilla! Listen up!

Gail Hailstorm: Is that drool?
Deputy Doofy: Yeah, I forgot to swallow.
Gail Hailstorm: Don't worry, because I never forget.

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