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(starts to climb through a window) Whoops! Wrong set!
Do you know where I am? (Feet are sticking out from behind couch, and are kicking up and down)
Um, you're behind the couch, I can see your feet.
(Killer sticks head up and sees his feet. He grabs his head) D'oh!
Okay,okay close your eyes! (Cindy closes her eyes, and the killer tries to hide under the carpet, but then goes behind the curtains)
Now do you know where I am? (Cindy opens her eyes)
You got a dollar?
Get away from me, you bu*.
Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
I said a dollar, bi***.
I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
You don't get it? Well here's what you will get. (Hold up 1 finger)This little piggy went to the market (Hold up middle finger) This little piggy stayed home (points at cameraman) And if this fat little piggy doesn't role the go***** camera (camera clicks on) - Gail Hailstorm!
Chubzilla! Listen up!
Is that drool?
Yeah, I forgot to swallow.
Don't worry, because I never forget.
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