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Scary Movie 3 quotes

Trooper Champlin: It's your wife, Father. She's hurt.
Tom: Annie?
Trooper Champlin: She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.
Tom: I don't understand.
Trooper Champlin: As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
Tom: I still don't get it.
Trooper Champlin: (shows Tom hot dog) This... is your wife. (breaks hot dog in half)
Tom: She broke her wiener?

Cindy: So can you tell me about...
Aunt Shaneequa: The tape?
Cindy: Yes. I watched it and...
Aunt Shaneequa: The phone rang.
Cindy: Right. Then this voice said...
Aunt Shaneequa: That you would die in seven days.
Cindy: Okay, that's getting...
Aunt Shaneequa: Extremely annoying.
Cindy: Yeah.
Orpheus: Try being married to her. I catch sh** about women I ain't slept with yet.

Mrs. Meeks: If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
Cindy: And knowing your Brenda like I did, I'd say she wishes the same thing.

George: Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bi***** have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

President Harris: (Agent Thompson is listening to his earphone) What is it?
Agent Thompson: It's some old Tupac, sir.
President Harris: (Listening to the earphone) "All eyez on me." Hey, this sh** is bangin'.

President Harris: I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

Cody: (pointing at a mans toupee) That's not fooling anyone

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