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It's your wife, Father. She's hurt.
She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.
I don't understand.
As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
I still don't get it.
(shows Tom hot dog) This... is your wife. (breaks hot dog in half)
She broke her wiener?
So can you tell me about...
Yes. I watched it and...
The phone rang.
Right. Then this voice said...
That you would die in seven days.
Okay, that's getting...
Try being married to her. I catch sh** about women I ain't slept with yet.
If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
And knowing your Brenda like I did, I'd say she wishes the same thing.
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bi***** have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back
(Agent Thompson is listening to his earphone) What is it?
It's some old Tupac, sir.
(Listening to the earphone) "All eyez on me." Hey, this sh** is bangin'.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
(pointing at a mans toupee) That's not fooling anyone
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