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Risky Business quotes

Rutherford: You've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

Guido: Let me give you a little advice so you know. In times of economic uncertainty, never ever fu** with another man's livelihood. Go have fun, now? You know fun, time of your life? Maybe if you follow that, I won't have to come back here.

Joel Goodson: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.
Lana: Mmmm. I'll be needing 300 bucks... *Joel*.
Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.
Joel Goodson: Well, uh, it's just that I don't have that much here in the house.
Lana: How much do you have?
Joel Goodson: I have 50 dollars.
Lana: 50 dollars? What are we going to do about this, Joel?
Joel Goodson: I don't know. (pauses)
Joel Goodson: Could I send it to you?
Lana: (incredulous) Could you *send* it to me?
Joel Goodson: (long pause) I, uh, have a bond at the bank. I could go cash that.
Lana: I'm not real good at waiting.
Joel Goodson: I'll be quick.

Miles: "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?" Call Misty!

Joel Goodson: You didn't tell anyone did ya?
Miles: No...Glen knows.
Joel Goodson: What about Barry?
Miles: He knows too.
Joel Goodson: Okay. Just don't tell anyone.

Joel Goodson: sh******!

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