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Revenge of the Nerds quotes

Booger: (on Booger's T-shirt) "Gimme' Head Till I'm Dead"

Coach Harris: sh**! We forgot to practice.

Mail Slot Man: (mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes) Who's there?
Booger: (pauses) Ahhh, is...
Mail Slot Man: What do you want?
Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?
Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Booger: I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!
Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!
Booger: I thought it was for rent!
Mail Slot Man: fu** off! (mail flap closes)

Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys... (opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes)
Booger: ... wonder joints.

Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your as*** whipped by a bunch of go***** nerds. (shouts)
Coach Harris: *Nerds*! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my *coach*!

Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a pe***?

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