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Cassie Munro: Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave.
Carl Munro: Why don't we feed him you, maybe he's on a south bi*** diet.

Bob Munro: (Disheveled and dirty from having ridden through the wilderness to the meeting on the mountain bike) Hi everybody... Sorry I'm late. I... I just came down that mountain... Next time I'll use a road. I guess you guys didn't get the memo about "extreme" casual.
Bob Munro: (Referring to the dirt smeared over his clothes) I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it.

Cassie Munro: Dad, the RV's rolling away.

Jamie Munro: I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
Cassie Munro: What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.

Joe Joe: (looks down the Munros' waste pipe) Fire in the hole! (throws a bucket of water in the toilet, then ducks out of the way. Subsequently the Munros' waste shoots up like a geyser)

Cassie Munro: This is the worst I've ever been treated.
Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.

Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.

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