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Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?
Well, yes and no.
Wha'd you mean yes and no? Don't you know?
Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.
Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say?
He says that I had three or*****, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
Well is he?
Is he what?
Is he well endowed?
I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.
Jordan thinks that length is the most important. What do you think?
I think width.
Because Jordan thinks length.
I'm gonna give Bubba another chance.
After what he did?
What the hell. If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.
Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.
(playing a game called "The Big Score") Hey, big boy. Think you're man enough to score with me?
I am, if Bubba is.
Oops, sorry, tonight I gotta wash my hair.
What? (Bubba and Roy laugh hysterically)
I want you to know I like a lot of, whatchamacallit, foreplay.
(after massaging Betsy's bo*** for a second) Is that enough?
I guess so. (they start making out passionately)
(watching Chris and Jim dancing) She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her.
I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.
Why not Jim?
You couldn't! He's in love with Chris.
But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.
What class are you in?
I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.
Sex education? That's my favorite subject!