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Porkys quotes

Pee Wee Morris: GOD da** IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD as*?

Balbricker: (Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's pe*** through the shower room wall)
Balbricker: I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal!
Balbricker: (Tommy is struggling to get free) You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*! (Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there)
Balbricker: (through the wall) You *freak*! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little *di*******!

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!
Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

Billy: (trying to warn Pee Wee about Cherry Forever) She's married to some big black stud and he's gonna cut your pe**** off.
Tommy Turner: Yeah, I hear he's packing tweezers.

Brian Schwartz: When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta sh**. I don't like to take sh**

Coach Brakett: That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fu***** food.

Pee Wee Morris: All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!
Billy: That's it. I am not taking a shower with you. (Billy and the other guys get up and leave)
Pee Wee Morris: Religious fanatics.

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