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You know, Mahoney, I'd like to spend the next ten weeks breaking you into little pieces. But I won't. Because you're bad. You're bad for morale, Mahoney. Oh, you look like the sweet little boy from next door. But you don't fool me, oh no. You're the devil, and you're rotten to the core, and you're ruining my chance to train some people who might make pretty good cops!
Sleeping is for fa**.
Thompson, Why you do want to be a cop?
I like to dress as a man
You move this car another inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me?
(having had his head recently removed from a horse's behind) You told, no one?
Not a soul. (Harris passes in front of the line of cadets, and is annoyed to see that they are all straining not to laugh at him. He becomes even more annoyed when he notices that Sgt. Callahan is also on the verge of bursting out laughing. When he passes near Jones, Jones makes sound of horse neigh, as if to make it clear that everyone heard about the embarrassing incident)
Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.
Son, where did you get that gun?
(smiling proudly) My mum gave it to me.
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