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Pineapple Express quotes

Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind. (he lights a joint and inhales)
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: (exhales) It's, like, the rarest. (he examines the joint)
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.

Saul: (giving 3 schoolboys pineapple express) If anyone asks, you got it from Sau - -I mean... Santiago and... Dunbar.

Dale Denton: Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice.

Red: Today's my cat's birthday. (passes out)

Dale Denton: What an adorable little cop.

Dale Denton: How's it goin', sporty spice?

Red: Where you think you're goin', Mr. Wiggles? Get back here! Feisty!
Dale Denton: Saul, help! He's punching my bu*! He's punching my bu*! I'm done with this!
Red: No, you're not. No, you're not!
Dale Denton: Let's try words! Use WORDS!

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