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Percy Jackson and The Olympians The Lightning Thief quotes

Annabeth Chase: (leaning in as if to kiss Percy, then swiping his sword) First rule of battle strategy. Don't ever let your opponent distract you.

Percy Jackson: I get the sense that you don't like me very much.
Annabeth Chase: It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other.
Percy Jackson: Wait... they do?
Annabeth Chase: Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.
Percy Jackson: Well, you let me know when you figure it out.
Annabeth Chase: You'll be the first.

Chiron: Percy, take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress.
Percy Jackson: This is a pen. This is a *pen.*

Percy Jackson: Oh I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place
Grover: Oh like High School without the musical

Grover: (holding up the Medusa head) Guys, I cannot pee with her watching! (the passing maid sees the head, screams, and runs off)
Annabeth Chase: We better leave before Homeland Security shows up.

Percy Jackson: (watching a kid playing a game based on The French Connection movie) The French Connection, huh?
Smart as* Kid: Yeah. You seen it yet?
Percy Jackson: Yeah, yeah, I think so, on DVD.
Smart as* Kid: What's DVD?
Percy Jackson: Seriously?
Smart as* Kid: Whatever. I think it's the best movie of the year.
Percy Jackson: What? Wait. This year?
Smart as* Kid: Yeah, this year. 1971.

Mrs. Dodds: You stole the lightning bolt!
Percy Jackson: I don't know what your talking about!
Mrs. Dodds: Give to me, now, or I will bite your heart out!

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