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Penguins of Madagascar quotes

Dave: (holding a microphone) I'M HAPPY! And yet... (realizes his revenge succeeded)
Dave: Now, that I have my revenge, I feel... empty. As if, what I needed all along was... MORE REVENGE! In fact, Robin, write this down. Tomorrow, we move on: Kittens, then Puppies, Bunnies, Pandas... (he sees the Penguins' using his ray, gasping, then is angry)
Dave: (talking to his minions on the microphone) Charlize, they're on the ray! (he runs and rips off his human disguise)
Dave: Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh, jack man battle stations! Kevin, bake on! We'll still gonna need that victory cake!

Dave: Charlize, they're on the ray! Helen, hunt them down! Will, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh! Jack! Man the battle stations! Kevin! Bake on! We're still going to need that victory cake!

Skipper: (Dave drops from the ceiling in human disguise) Who are you?
Dave: The humans know me as Doctor Octavius Brine, renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives... but you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you hoped you'd never hear again. A PHANTOM! A shadow of a former life! I... AM... (rips off disguise, but wig remains on his head)
Dave: Dave!
Skipper: (Whispers) Kowalski?
Kowalski: (Whispers back) Sorry, sir, no clue.
Dave: (Looks up, sees the wig on his head, and pulls it off) Dave!
Skipper: Dave?
Kowalski: Dave...?
Dave: Dave!
Private: (Smiles) Dave!
Dave: (Annoyed) DA-VUH!
Rico: (Rolls his eyes) Bleh.

Private: Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no! Fancy equipment or no! He'd never leave a man behind!

Skipper: Lost visuals. Kowalski! Be my eyes.

Private: So... how do I look?
Kowalski: You're hideously disfigured and will probably be hunted for sport.
Private: What? (Skipper elbows Kowalski)
Kowalski: What?
Skipper: If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure, KOWALSKI, it's that looks don't matter. It's what you do that counts. (overwhelmed with emotion)
Skipper: And look at what you did. (the penguins from different countries look at Private, to his delight. Baby penguins pop out from behind parent penguins)
Skipper: Yes, sir. You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team. (Private salutes Skipper, who salutes back. Kowalski and Rico salute as well. Skipper does Private's salute by crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue. Private did the same and laughs. All the penguins and the North Wind cheer for Private)

Classified: What is that? (they see numerous painful weapons as they are going to be killed on the ride)
Classified: Oh, great.
Short Fuse: Oh, no! This it it!
Corporal: I don't wanna die, I'm squishy! (before they are killed by one of the weapons, the ride stops and goes reverse to see Private knocked out the squid controlling the ride)
Private: (to the North Wind team) I pushed a button!

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