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Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something?
You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore.
It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling.
Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it.
You're having a good time, aren't you?
Chelsea told me all about how you like to have a good time messing with people's heads. She does too, sometimes. Me, sometimes I can get into it. Sometimes not. You know, it's not imperative that you and I become friends. I thought it would be nice. I'm sure you're a fascinating person, and I thought it would be fascinating to get to know you, but that's obviously not an easy task. So you just go ahead and be as... poopy, to quote Chelsea, as you want to be, and I'll be as nice and as civil as I can be. But I think there's one thing you should know while you're jerking me around and making me feel like an as*****. I know *precisely* what you're up to. And I'll take just so much of it. Now what is the bottom line on this illict sleeping together question?
Very good. That was a good speech. Bottom line, huh? You're a bottom line man? All right, here's the bottom line... O-kay.
You seem like a nice man. A bit verbose, but nice...
...and you're right about me. I am fascinating.
I'm sure you are.
But let's get back to the sex thing... anything you want to know, just ask me. Go ahead.
No, no... I just, uh, wanted to clear that up. Chelsea and I *can* sleep together.
Sure, please do. (pauses, resumes reading)
Just don't let Ethel catch you.
Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret? It doesn't have to ruin your life!
A canoe! Just like the Indians used.
Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum.
Don't be such an old po**!
"Ethel Thayer." It sounds like I'm lisping, doesn't it?
(as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea) Are there any bears around here?
Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of 'em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.
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