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Old School quotes

Mitch: Who's this guy?
Beanie: Oh, that's Blue. An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot. Don't worry. He's legit.
Mitch: He looks like he's one hundred years old and he wants to pledge?
Beanie: You kidding me? Old man river can't shut up about it.

Beanie: No. That's a piece of cr**. We stopped selling that six months ago. Nice gesture, though.

Beanie: I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a go***** magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: You know, when I get back there I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden pe***.

Frank: Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
Beanie: Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

Garry: You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now, ladies, these carrots are not gonna ej******* themselves. Get into it!

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