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Oceans Twelve quotes

Bruce Willis: You'd better call the rice paddy.

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a wh***.
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Rusty Ryan: (seeing Topher Grace) Gee Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.

Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.
Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?
Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.

Virgil Malloy: (At an engagement dinner) (clinks his glass)
Virgil Malloy: All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam. (His brother is not mentioned)
Virgil Malloy: And everyone else who's just been great in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you.

Rusty Ryan: A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Matsui: (to Linus Caldwell) Would you agree?

Reuben Tishkoff: (banging on the bathroom door) Frank come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna sh** on your feet.

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