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Oceans Thirteen quotes

Willy Bank: (commenting on a construction delay) I don't want the labor pains. I just want the baby.

Danny Ocean: (about the Grecco Player Tracker) You mean it has a brain?
Roman Nagel: (awed) A hell of a brain... It not only thinks, it reasons.

Linus Caldwell: (on the phone with Danny) The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean: (over the phone) Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...
Roman Nagel: (cuts scene) The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

Basher Tarr: (disguised as a motorcycle jumper) Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Willy Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.

Reuben Tishkoff: You're going to throw me off the roof now?
Willy Bank: I don't want to.

Turk Malloy: That was good.
Virgil Malloy: I know. That's why they asked me to do it and not you.
Turk Malloy: Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket. And this is you spitting in my face.
Virgil Malloy: Oh, is that your face?

Linus Caldwell: (passing Yen off as a whale) He owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Abigail Sponder: (disbelieving) The air?
Linus Caldwell: Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.

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