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Do you have certain questions that you ask?
No. I just go by the seat of my pants.
Well how am I doing?
I'm about to slide off my chair.
Mr. Kirk, you said that among the many fatherly duties that you assumed when Claudia entered your life was bathing her. Do you remember saying that?
Uh-huh. - (the court recorder asks for a verbal response)
- Yes, I did say that.
How long did you practice this particular fatherly duty?
Objection, Your Honor!
Overruled. Answer the question, Mr. Kirk.
I don't remember.
Did it stop when she was five? Did it go on a year and stop when she was six?
What are you suggesting?
Did it go for two years and stop when she was seven? I remind you you're under oath.
Well, I don't know. It didn't last long. Claudia liked me to do it.
Liked you to do what?
To bathe her.
To bathe her? (pausing, reflectively)
To bathe her.
(angrily) It was nothing! And I object to your insinuations!
My daughter locked me out of the bathroom when she was four. Now, how old was Claudia?
How old was she? Was she ten? Was she twelve? How old were you, Claudia? How old was she, Mr. Kirk? Was she thirteen years old when you stopped bathing your step-daughter? (intensely)
Was she fourteen?
She was a child. She couldn't have been...
(more intensely) How old? - (Pandemonium breaks out in the courtroom)
He's harassing the witness.
I'd like to hear an answer.
(shouting, pleading) I don't remember.
(sobbing) I was sixteen.
Did your husband leave you when you got pregnant?
No, I had an abortion.
(long pause) I don't believe in childhood.
Are you married?
You got a missus?
She give good head?
You want to talk about your situation here or what? You've been indicted for manslaughter first degree.
I know all that. Tell me why you're here.
(chuckles) The truth?
No, the bullshit, Levinsky. I love listening to bullshit, especially when I'm drowning in it!
Now, you talk to me and pretend I'm sane, okay?
And I'll do the same for you.
I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.
(responding to MacMillan's grilling about her professional life) Why don't we stop all the bullshit and get to the point? Now, you want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get 500 dollars an hour. How much do you get? I get four-hundred dollars for a straight lay, three-hundred for a hand job, and five-hundred for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another hundred. You take them home, Mr. MacMillan, that's another hundred. No whips, no ropes, no spikes. I've got liquor and grass. Anything else, you bring your own. It works like this: You call me up, we make a date. I look you over, and IF I like you, we make a deal. And, darling, I am worth the trouble. Take my word for it, if you want the best. Do you want the best, Mr. MacMillan? (softly)
I am talking about taking your body to heaven and sending your mind south. I'm talking about spoiling you so bad you'll hate every other woman you touch. I'm talking about my mouth on your mouth, and my tongue anywhere you want it. I'm talking about indulging your every fantasy, and then giving you those fantasies one by one. Just for you. All for you. Nobody but you. You get all that, darling? Would you like that, baby? You get what I'm telling you?
(to the courtroom, firmly and with emphasis) Do you all GET what I'm telling you?
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