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That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew had to talk a girl into bed.
I'm glad you still can.
I can't. I can't do it anymore.
At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile... not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was.
Here I thought you were the perfect son, Charlie.
No. They told me there was only one of those guys. Listen, you take care of what you've got to take care of. I'll take care of Woolridge.
Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?
I'm just protecting my ba***, just as, I'm sure, at one time or another, you have protected your own
I lost my lines. They fired me.
(David gets out of his Jeep and walks around angrily for a few moments, then gets back in the car) What are you gonna do?
I know you hate me. But you have to help me.
Your best friend is your di**.
Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is *your* di**.
Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.
The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
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