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Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian quotes

Abraham Lincoln: Remember son, a house divided against itself cannot stand.

Kah Mun Rah: I'm afraid that Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me.

Larry Daley: Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...
Brandon: No, we don't.
Larry Daley: No?
Brandon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."

Al Capone: (Instead of chasing Larry, he takes his shot-gun and plays "taking him down gangster style" by making bizarre shooting noises)
Ivan The Terrible: (after a blank look at Capone) Alvin, you're a moron! Your stupidity is making the hairs on the back of my thigh stand up like a Russian ballerina!

Nick Daley: So you're working tonight?
Larry Daley: Used to work every night, remember?
Nick Daley: Yeah, that was back when you had, like, the coolest job in the world.
Larry Daley: Well, cool doesn't pay for your Guitar God 6 or whatever.

Larry Daley: I am an inventor, I invent things.
Amelia Earhart: Oh, like the rocket ship?
Larry Daley: No.
Amelia Earhart: The sea plane?
Larry Daley: No.
Amelia Earhart: The dirigible?
Larry Daley: No.

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm gonna divide the house.

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