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My Big Fat Greek Wedding quotes

Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.

Gus Portokalos: Anyways, I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody.
Uncle Taki: She not too old. In Greece you don't tell anybody how old she is!
Aunt Voula: Ah, there you go!
Gus Portokalos: She don't want to go!
Uncle Taki: (Shocked) She don't want to go?
Gus Portokalos: No! It's like, it's like she don't want to get married! (He crosses himself)
Uncle Taki: (Crossing themselves) No, No, No!

Mike: (Leaving Dancing Zorba's) Come on, let's go, I'm giving a pop quiz and I can't wait to hear the groans!
Ian Miller: Wow! You're mean! I give a test on Hamlet but I give fair warning!

Aunt Lexy: (meeting Ian on Easter) Christ is risen for sure if Toula found a husband!

Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

Toula Portokalos: (narrating) My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

Gus Portokalos: (crying) Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!

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