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How are we supposed to know what's going on?
It's all Greek to me.
Anyways, I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody.
She not too old. In Greece you don't tell anybody how old she is!
Ah, there you go!
She don't want to go!
(Shocked) She don't want to go?
No! It's like, it's like she don't want to get married! (He crosses himself)
(Crossing themselves) No, No, No!
(Leaving Dancing Zorba's) Come on, let's go, I'm giving a pop quiz and I can't wait to hear the groans!
Wow! You're mean! I give a test on Hamlet but I give fair warning!
(meeting Ian on Easter) Christ is risen for sure if Toula found a husband!
Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
(narrating) My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
(crying) Why you want to leave me?
I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!
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