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We re-did the house.
(during a car chase) I never told you, but I was married once before.
(slams on the brakes)
What's wrong with you?
(hitting John) You're what's wrong with me John.
It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Oh, that's better. That's *much* better. (pause)
What's her name and social security number?
No, you're not gonna kill her.
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.
There's nowhere I'd rather be than here with you.
Did you get a look at him?
Little thing. Buck ten, buck fifteen tops.
Maybe he was Filipino!
I'm not even sure it was a him.
You saying you had your as* handed to you by some girl?
I think so. A pro.
(while in the middle of the desert) Oh, look. More desert.
I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues. That's regrettable but don't take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part. (Jane is drumming her fingers impatiently)
Wrap it up.
Maybe it's not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.
Girls. Where was I?
Mistake on your part.
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